“Kick the babyyy!”

“Croiky! Its a full grown...! ...what ever that thing is.”

*Dramatic Music Plays*

Besides the fact that common sense would tell him he is also standing next to gas pumps and it would likely cause a massive explosion 

Hi Jason! A chilean guy here! The video it’s hilarious, but I feel I should warn you the twitter account you linked is a far-right, trump-stan alike. On the future, please try to avoid giving visibility to account names with ‘patriota’ on them.

Luigi the Carpathian is tired of Mario and Bowsers crap and is taking matters into his own hands 

Uh Oh, We’ve slipped a little bit.

Well I’m late to the party... damn work. Had to do an easy one.

• Clean your microwave with water and lemon

Exactly, 2000 years ago Egypt was a Greek state, the Ptolemaic Dynasty, and not ruled by Pharoah.

this time you should listen!