The second and third energy drinks that spilled on the laptop were the cat’s fault.

Looks like Rich Energy are busy finding ways to recoup the expense for all those cans they have to recycle...

Well, if it were me and I may not simply delete all mails, I would start the very first day using my computer setting my mail program up so it sort my mails depending on where they originate from: Newsletters in one folder, family in another e.t.c. Makes it way easier to see if something is important. Actually that is…

New friend? That kid looks more like: Mom said to behave but should I start screaming anyway?

Most interesting part is if the cost overrun will be over or below 2x.

I hope someone managed to tell Trump to stop before he walked into that invisible F-35.

“ flowers in the ultraviolet specter” should be: “flowers in the ultraviolet spectrum” 

Maybe they should try less colorful uniforms.

There’s a definite lack of an engine note when it pulls into and out of frame.

The highest scoring Tank Ace Kurt Knispel served in the Wehrmacht.

How else are they supposed to do sting operations?

I know it’s a little late and sorry for that but, is Mexico expected to ask possible immigrants if they are thinking at crossing the border to USA legally or illegally? That’s the only way the crazy demand by Trump can be understood as it’s the illegal immigrants he is talking about.

And it’s also a great way to encourage manufacturers to keep increasing battery lengths. Yeah, consumers are always going to want to travel more distance per charge

That’s the way to go. You made my day

Thanks a bunch. Much faster than “mark word —> right-click —> Search on google”.

His own fault. It’s easy to see the cow is aiming and yet he doesn’t try to get into cover. Yes, I worked on farms in my younger days, when a cow raise the the tail like that you better get away, especially if it was about to cough.

According to what Mnuchin told Massachusetts Rep. Ayanna Pressley today, it’s for “counterfeiting issues.”

Looks like Trump doesn’t read CNN.

Today, it’s often defined as one-type of school, funded by taxpayers, controlled by government. But if every student is part of the public, then every way and every place a student learns is ultimately of benefit to the public. That should be the new definition of public education.

Only ridden a bike once and that was as a passenger. The guy driving the bike forgot to tell me he liked to drive fast so he went up to about 210 KPH. Totally irresponsible of him, especially as he knew I had never been on a bike before. No brownouts in my pants but it was close. Never been on a bike since.