He was my 12th round fantasy pick for a reason

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The internet and the hippity-hoppity "music" that's what's ruining America.

what the fuck is a shinie? and how can you tell that's from a pederast (I sewar I'm not taking notes—just naive)

Even the guy from the Police Academy movies thinks this is weird

It looks like salad camoflauge. But I don't think he needs it to hide from adoring okc fans because if he's hiding in salad, well, you know, they're fat

This only happened to me once my girlfirend moved in because before then, I had NO IDEA that a clear, plastic, shower curtain is no shower curtain at all but rather a liner for some overpriced piece of flowery cloth that does NOTHING but dangle there, mocking me. Despite my pragmatism versus her ridiculous…

Does ANYONE in the media ever check their sources? EVER?

Notre Dame is the new Ohio State

Union Jack Mehoff?

Few people have the...what's the word I'm looking for...ah, gumption to ahh, whatever. Balls

Oh...Henry HIggins, not Henry HUggins. I was thinking: what'd the kid from the Beverly Cleary books ever do wrong???

Romney is endorsing Goodell

"I'd do what lazy kids usually do, eat string cheese and watch Kids in the Hall reruns (supplemented by masturbation once I got old enough)."