I feel like we can tell how all of these folks would dress at a Halloween party. Like, you have the girl that just throws on cat ears with a cute black dress, or the other one that’s the slutty witch, or that friend that goes completely fucking bonkers and is great. Not enough bonkers here.

Psht Claire Danes is definitely more Labryrinth goblin king than pirate.

Xander. Is. The. Worst. He’s like the prototypical beta male who shames everyone who isn’t attracted to him or acts exactly how he thinks they should act, then freaking dumps the one woman who overlooks that. I rewatched recently and just hated him so much.  

OK, so this is what’s been bothering me since the beginning of the drug’s release. I need some information from someone who understands virology or infectious diseases. Here are two questions:

i dunno, 75 partners in a month doesn’t sound all that fun to me, it sounds more like work. and chafing.

Where does one find the time?

I haven’t even had sexthat many times with one person let alone that many different people.

That’s not death that’s Steve Bannon:

I love that Death was brought in solely to high-five Putin. That’s pointed commentary.

I like the dancing, but the narration reminds me a bit too much of the times I’ve spend with smug art students who like to get high and explain how gifted and special they are. I definitely have entered the eyerolling, “okay, kids” part of adulthood, “get off my lawn” is clearly not far off.

This really speaks to me. All of it. But for me it’s been six years without sex or even a kiss. (same amount of time single) The life celebration? YUP! I’ve thought about that a lot. That there will never be an event which all my friends will make 100% certain to attend for me. I’ve tried dating websites and found it…

Nothing wrong with being alone, nothing.

One of the reasons I love being a nurse? Draining shit like this.

SO. SATISFYING.

Oh dear god. I have morning sickness, you sick fucks. I'm going to be sick for weeks now and the sight of anything white and fluffy will produce vomit. Lots of vomit.

I'm watching this through my fingers and my urgent question, which I just screamed aloud to anyone who will listen (potential audience: husband, 2 cats, maybe a ghost), is WHY DON'T THEY SHOW THE EMPTY HOLE AT THE END? THAT'S OBVIOUSLY THE BEST BIT.

I read this right after eating poutine. Mistakes were made.

zit popping, my most embarrassing, horrible fetish.