That is roughly one million times better than the dog-slugs with infinite eyes.

Torch, my ‘71 Super Beetle had a bad starter solenoid, but rather than replace it I’d crawl underneath with a long screwdriver and jumper the motor. I did in fact run myself over more than once by forgetting to shift to neutral, and once nearly electrocuted myself while doing this in the rain and parked in a puddle.…

You’re no engineer!

We are a breed that strives to understand everything and rub it in others faces.... Especially acoustical engineers (ps, fuck those guys)

Ooh. Ooh? OOH.