Here is my joke:

Your “well actually” misses the forest for the trees, or at the very least, the distinction between Robert E. Lee the person and the Cult of General Lee.

I like how not honoring the military leader of a separatist group that committed treason because they wanted to keep human trafficking legal so they didn’t have to adapt to the industrial age is somehow “erasing history”. I mean, get a fucking grip, right? People who whine about “OMG POLITICAL CORRECTNESS RUN AMOK”…

I suppose we should just be glad that the naming rights aren’t being sold to Verizon or whatever.

“Sick burn!”

Whoever submitted “Politically Correct Elementary School #1" is an idiot. Everyone knows that a true Politically Correct School would never be #1 because all schools are just as good as they are.

Make America First-Grade Again?

+ $50

I’m surprised nobody had Stone Cold Steve Austin Elementary.

Maybe there’s been a terrible misunderstanding, and Trump was just running for Class President this whole time?

No Schoolly D?

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

Say what you will about Adolf Hitler but he did kill Hitler.

Is that because the kids go to concentration camps?

Fuck you. +1

These people are so ignorant. Everyone knows it's spelled F-L-A-V-O-R Flav, not Flava Flav.

Well, I hear ADHD is almost nonexistent at Hitler Schools.

“If I believed in God, I’d pray for you.” ... That is some real condescending crap.

It’s really hard to deal with a barrage of calls when you’re meeting with the funeral director and mourning your loved one. He’s a famous guy who has a ton of friends, so it would be even harder for him. I actually think Twitter is okay in this case (although I think it’s super tacky when people post condolences on FB…

It’s not really self centered if you take in today’s social climate. Think about it, say someone who knows Patton very well calls him up with condolences but doesn’t tweet about condolences, what happens online? You get nosy people calling you “cold,” “mean,” “selfish” and “uncaring” for not saying anything about your…