Step one: DON’T PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE, YOU DRIVELING HEATHEN.

I think anyone that owned a VW and saw the value drop 15-20%+ and was offered a tiny deal on a new car might still be miffed.

There are so many people/institutions who should be required to apologise to these students, I’ve lost count. The university. The Trump campaign. The people who stood by and did nothing. The Secret Service.

“And we want to treat this with the seriousness it deserves, so we’re going to put you on GMA. Your segment would be between Rachel Ray and the winner of the Westminster Dog Show.”

goddamn.

I agree......I’m willing to bet the average person saw the Super Bowl performance and thought “Michael Jackson tribute/cool dancing/oh it’s her new song/Bruno Mars!/Coldplay meh.”

yep the k’s live for this stuff so much they trotted Lamar out there for ratings, sick.

Moments like this I realise I live in a very sheltered liberal bubble. Maybe it’s living in NYC but I don’t know a single person who got offended or felt threatened by Beyonce’s video. Also, who the hell are these people? The video and song are catchy and yeah the political elements are there but they’re pretty light…

This is not an artist. Its an organism barely classifiable as human and that only on the genetic level. Nothing will be more satisfying that watching this piece of excrement end up broke on the street. Unfortunately I doubt that will happen as his following is the lowest most uneducated, and uncultured bit of the…

There’s a double standard here, too. White musicians wear Che Guevara t-shirts so much it’s a cliche and nobody thinks it’s much more than a fashion statement, but Beyoncé puts her dancers in black berets and suddenly she’s a full-on Black Panther? It’s ridiculous.

Of all the things to to worry about, the mental health of this egocentric wanker is not one of them...

Fun fact: If you spend money like a crazy person you’ll go broke. Even if you’re a successful recording artist.

she seems TOTALLY boring. i remember last season, a friend of mine said becca was her favorite and i couldnt help but think, why??? what part of her personality did she show to make you like her? because i dont feel like the producers have shown enough of her to make me see any flicker of a personality. im sure she…

To his credit, he also seemed slightly embarrassed by the need to adhere to the formula after their conversation. He seems to be much less of a blank stare around Jubilee, which makes her a good catch for him.

I feel like she treated him like an equal and didn’t kiss his ass.. despite the totally out of whack power dynamic

All of their interactions feel so genuine, I love it.

I mean, why not? They have gotten a ton of flack for their lack of contestant diversity over the years, particularly as the weeks wear on and there are no minorities left. She's extremely likable, sane, and well rounded in addition to being good looking. She would be a very popular draw to the Bachelorette series,…

Maybe the producers are setting her up to be the first black Bachelorette?

I’m still wondering at why Jubilee is on this show. She seems a) too good for this kind of bullshit and b) horribly unsuited to deal with this kind of dramz (as am I and as are most normal people I would guess).

The last thing I want to do after making overpriced yet convenient coffee is spend part of my day toting the pods to some specialized recycling center.