So if I manage to convince a T-Ball league that I am 5 years old somebody will be writing about how I am dominating my league?

I have said it once and I will say it again, this obsession the Japanese have with fighting hams is quite puzzling. I mean, I can see going Rocky-style after a pig hanginging in a slaughterhouse but where’s the satisfaction in beating up an unoffending ham? I just don’t get it.