no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

“Who in the hell is this Democrat-come-lately to scold Democrats on all they’ve done wrong?”

Having fun every weekend in your 20s is way better than doing it in your 40s.

Over 60 years old here… relationships have come and gone, but at least I can say I’ve escaped the legal and financial consequences of marriage.

He’s wearing camouflage pants.

nah

Thanks for conceding.

The Nazis:

1. Rallied their supporters by protesting the Weimar Republic’s strict gun control policies, saying that they were disarming the German people.

2. Rallied their supporters by protesting the Weimar Republic’s nationalized healthcare plan, saying that noncontributing parasites were costing “real” hardworking…

Nah.

The most unrealistic thing which gives it away right from the start, is the idea of anyone that obsessed with Slender Man having a girl friend for that long.

Her hands were shaking throughout her entire speech, and she basically started sobbing when she brought up her father. The entire basis for this post is gross.

Pisses me off to no end. As other commenters have pointed out, literally no one else in that shot is smiling. Even if her dad hadn’t just died, this is a disappointing article to say the least.

Yeah and what eye roll am I supposed to be seeing?

I was going to say she looks less eyerolly and more sad and withdrawn, but whatever, Stassa. [sips tea]

This, maybe?

I’m sure you wrote this post before Julia gave her speech, but her dad died 3 days ago.

Larry David is chewing gum. The two people between Julia and Larry look bored to tears, maybe it’s just a lull in the applause?

I’m sorry, Stassa, but this article basically amounts to, “Smile, it can’t be that bad.”

Um, maybe she was distracted because she lost her father on Friday?

She seems nice.