Recasting one of the most iconic role in cinematic history, for a story that really doesn’t need to be told. The movie has so much against it, that if you aren’t convinced that this guy grows up to be Han Solo that we all know and love the second you see him on screen then the movie as a whole won’t work.

Physical acting is one of the most difficult things you can do. Have you recognized Doug Jones in any of his many roles without dialogue? No, you haven’t, because he’s damn good at what he does. Same for Mayhew. The way he moved informed the character. And I highly doubt you could do the same, much less stumble,…

i would LOVE this. someone, somewhere, please make it happen. preferably a scene with him getting a medal of some sort.

Warner Bros Counterpoint: We know this is gonna make a metric ass-ton of money either way and we need something to fill in the next DC movie slot as soon as possible now that both Flash and Shazaam seem to be mired in development hell. Heck, we made Suicide Squad and you guys dished out heaps of money for that. Why…

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

“Hey guys, want to hear about my new diet? Today for breakfast I had black coffee and a protein shake, for lunch I get to lick an apple, and for dinner I’m going to inhale my farts. I’ve lost three pounds this week and extended my life by ten minutes!”

The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long.

“Who in the hell is this Democrat-come-lately to scold Democrats on all they’ve done wrong?”

Having fun every weekend in your 20s is way better than doing it in your 40s.

He was only off by two feet.

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Over 60 years old here… relationships have come and gone, but at least I can say I’ve escaped the legal and financial consequences of marriage.

Barbara Crampton would prefer if people would stop using the term “scream queen”.

They’re staring at the final script for their movie.

Vincent D’Onofrio says there’s absolutely no chance the Kingpin will make an appearance in either Spider-Man: Homecoming, or Netflix’s The Defenders.

I don’t really agree that the films shared many problems. However, I can suggest that the most critical difference is that Civil War carried far, far, far more weight than BvS possibly could.

Yes, because that’s exactly how you get Iron Man, Winter Soldier and Captain America to fight—send one of them a video by YouTube when he doesn’t know where the other one is and has a chance to cool down and talk things over rationally! That whole “heat of the moment” thing, that’s for chumps. Psychological…

He set the heroes against each other and faded into the background. He didn’t want you to remember him. Success.

He’s wearing camouflage pants.

Not every movie can or should be an ultra amazing over the top incredible masterpiece. Trying to do so is how you end up with garbage like BvsS.