wow that escalated quickly...

Fan death affects white people too.

Something something newer tires in back...

Ahahahahahaha!

Maybe it was fan death.

From the first shot, it looks like the dude gets off the scooter and engages warp drive as he disappears in a blur.

And that’s what happens when you have direct TV.

“Your brain just can’t concentrate on stabilizing the Flyboard and controlling the yaw.”

3 or 4 turns?!! :o

A compaq used to be like, a fiat 500. Now those are sub-compaqs and the compaqs are like, small 4 door hatches. Everything’s gotten bigger.

Tell them to literally try not paying a single cent to anyone to have the roof over their heads, see how long that lasts.

Officer Scaglione will surely never see a promotion after this...

His first post said “kill you are self” before the edit.

Watch these head banging upshifts!

Honesty pays off. I was caught doing 40 over once on an empty road. The cop said how fast were you going, I was like, to be honest I had my eyes glued to the road but estimating from the time between mileage markers, probably just over 100. He actually appreciated my honesty and accuracy with my guestimate. Let me off…

Something something no triangulation crumpled up death trap...

You will not ruin your road bike going down single track or even a slightly tougher mtb trail if you finesse it enough.

This! Actually driving on your tires will cause them to release chemicals that protect against oxidation and Bad Stuff.

I.... live within my means and save the rest...

Ahh... no... After taxes, we can buy a hellcat cash on 5 months worth of savings. But does that mean I’d want someone fucking with my ride? No. Would I care if my wife opens the door into the curb? No. But accidents are one thing, abuse is another.