You would not believe the # of times i’ve seen parents misdiagnose their own kids.

You know who should get emotional that the pilot was saved when the plane told him to Roll Right? The engineers who busted their hump designing the vehicle, the sensors, and the flight control system that called for this maneuver...

My car has a dual clutch auto and if I don’t catch it, it’ll roll back a good car length before the clutch engages.

I want a tit to suck on too :(

Fuck this. I’m gonna wait for the Geely Nice Place (TM).

Wait what?? $33.5 million to upgrade a missile carrier??

They should make all the spectators out of polycarbonate.

You also pay less for insurance if you’re well educated and/or have money to lawyer up.

Oh wow! It’s an OEMclaren!

I’m no structural engineer... but shouldn’t the roll hoop be... I dunno, above his head?

Oh I’m sorry, was that wheezy burbling cough supposed to be a V12?

Isn’t the new egg supposed to have like 1800 hp?

Good god, if u drive that shit 8 hours a day 5 days a week you’re looking at 2000 hours a year. At 50,000 hours till 50% brightness, the car will be a pile of rust by then.

lb/hp is weight/power

Spoken like a moron who has never suffered with suicidal thoughts due to a mental illness.

Why???????? Why???

No door should ever have an overheating or oil issue.

Fuck that.

I would build this:

Are you gonna have the giant red sign too?