omg i would so drive a car named The Chairman

But I can see his fore arms???? :o

To those that say lay hands on her and pull her off the road, I’d rather her die than be sued for sexual harassment...

I had to replace my center differential pump cause of it.

That’s in the states.

Fiat should be #1. I bought my girlfriend one of those and the ergonomics are ridiculous.

No joke, I was in a honda dealership once and the sales guy came up to me as I was checking out the cross-tour and said “I’d never buy anything with the word cross in it”

My mother in law.

If you could either crash or land there, you're probably required to crash.

that giant pin is called a Jesus pin

Ah I was thinking weekly paycheck not biweekly. Makes sense now.

What is that? a 3 wood?

I'm a little late to the party but how in holy hell is an $1800/mo mortgage equal to just one take-home paycheck? Not being a smart-ass, just genuinely curious.

Areolas?

I’m a vag lover too. Also like VW's.

i don't need help from a photo finish to soil my pants.

then you'd know that upgrading a kitchen isn't out of the question

i wouldve been like get me the welder!

thys a healthy mindset. I think the better way to say it is if I want a TV I use money that I saved up to buy the TV and not finance away my future.