im not trying to insult the cashier. Just offering a perspective because I've been there.

if that was net I would crap my pants lol

i take it you don't do any work yourself on your house?

I see more Donalds than Laren in that car.

I wonder why they didn’t just keep like a 10 ft length of cable with them just in case, splice it in and run it into the cabin.

Everyone on the road wet themselves when this dude wheelied by.

Despite the fact that I have a dual clutch transmission in my car, I can appreciate the sentiment. Having a bit of turbo lag is like having a manual transmission.

They finally fixed the LCD nav screen so it’s not running DOS anymore.

That’s fucking hideous!

I hope this thing stays below $30k if it’s gonna be wrong wheel drive...

In the original spiderman he had invented cartridges that sprayed a mysteriously strong string like substance that the might of 3M and their thousands of engineers and billions of dollars in R&D couldn't dream of creating.

I wanted a The Road type ending where there’s 1 shining beacon that’s kind of ambiguous and everyone’s fucking dead.

My wife would take another 20mm gladly!

I think the problem here is people are too politically correct.

My whole path in life has been steered by my dong.

Digging into his gums and tearing them will make the kid a man. You don’t want him to grow up a pussy.

Not to get all philosophical and shit but the Camaro represents the figurative door. The string is unreciprocated affection and the tooth is childhood innocence.

Here's my list of highly dubious ass advice.

Never ever buy a dashcam with onboard memory.