Eat shit and diet?

"Now, please list two dozen instances or experiences where you would describe yourself as assertive."

It's the inconsistent use of capitalization that irritates my eye. If you're going to go all lower-case, go full e.e. cummings. Don't half-ass that shit.

"Good person, follows the Golden Rule, nice and kind to others, never does bad things because of values."

That was rough. Exactly the way Trebek's mom likes it.