If you’re vaccinated, an IRL card that says so is all you need, same as a driver’s license. Take your spyware app and shove it up your nose with a swab.

I’ve said it dozens of times already, but Jalopnik keeps making me say it:

Sorry. Won’t fill this afternoon’s slide show.

I would say they can go public, but a week into trading all exchanges should halt purchases of their stock for a few days, because reasons.

A full week behind The Drive.

Ooooooh boy. I feel a slideshow coming on!

A lot of weird projection and shit in this comment section. Remember folks: it’s just a kid selling a truck he did some mods to. Not a klan member.

No no, the MACHINE must have been Italian. 

I didn’t realize Tesla’s were Italian?

Honest question for everyone - do we just want dealers exterminated from the planet? I work in a sector of the auto indistry that works closely with dealerships. The entire industry is moving mountains and scrambling to adjust to a changing market while their manufacturer partners of decades are shifting to just…

Dear Jalops,

In addition to this being the epitome of foolish self-incrimination, it is also possibly the worst way to market yourself as a realtor while actively breaking and entering a building.

transformed into a thoroughbred performance machine

Simply and eloquently put.

EMINENT BROMAIN!

Old enough to not get hacked, or recalled on a monthly basis.

If by used, you mean not used, then yes, it is.

Eventually, someone on Jalopnik is going to have their Craigslist ad nominated by another user, at which point the mother of all internet arguments breaks out.

I highly suggest you walk out the door without making any sudden moves.