Ugh - the creepy smile in the first image.

Um, I would fuck Tom Hiddleston ALL DAY LONG.

That happened to me once. Very enthusiastic sex partner hit the wrong hole. I think I made a shrieking sound.

I know. Everyone is making all of these assumptions about her personality/his emotional maturity but in reality, it's not for us to judge and it's none of our business.

We have one - ONE - plus size shop in Ireland (that I know of) that sells nice plus sized clothing and is actually only for plus sized women; you can go to some shops and get some plus sizes (up to size 20 if you're lucky) but it's all cheap shit and the sizes are usually wrong. I can't wait to move back to the U.S.

Gross! He makes me ashamed to be from MI.

you win all the stars for this comment! That's one of my fave Oatmeal comics!

Hi! I'm in...Delaware.

This legit made me lol. I love you.

yeah, I drop my iPhone A LOT, and like, not on carpet. Neither the battery nor the SIM card have ever fallen out.

But of course!

You didn't come off that way at all. Don't listen to the hater troll.

I hated those scary-ass puppets on Mr Rogers! They creeped me out!

I believe Jim Morrison also sang with his back to the audience due to anxiety.

Oh no! Men can wear whatever they want! Women aren't allowed to have a sex drive or lusty feelings!

Exactly the point I wanted to make re: Christians hating on Muslim women but doing essentially the EXACT SAME THING!

Also it's a roundabout way of victim blaming.

Yes, the father displayed some solid Christian values there. It's ok to lie as long as it makes you rich!

I also got stuck on that! What a douchey way to say guts!

My friend's brother married a woman who looks JUST LIKE HER (his sister). Like, they totally look related.