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I'm sorry this happened to you and can I just say that "vulgar word puke" is the best thing I've ever heard?

I used to do telemarketing and the amount of guys that hit on me over the phone was unreal.

OMG I laughed way too hard at this! (lol)

Me too. And also, THERE ARE OTHER JOURNEY SONGS!!!!

Excellent! Thanks for the tip on the book.

YES YES YES!!!! I also only watched Twilight on Rifftrax! Also Birdemic was hilarious! Have you seen The Room?

Agreed. Much hotness plus sexy accent! 😍

Seems legit.

Oh my gods that's creepy as fuck!

My husband and I got married in Vegas. After the ceremony, we had a buffet dinner at the Rio. We were all at one long table.

I got kicked out of my friend's wedding. In her defense, I totally deserved it.

That just made me LOL so hard!

I AM reading this on my phone! How did you know?!?!?!?

My cats are only paying attention to me today because I'm working from home and my husband isn't here. They can't stand being ignored and when my husband is around, he's the only one they want.

That's hilarious! My cats haven't yet shown off for anyone. They just do not give a shit.

You're my new best friend because of this reference.

She touched my peppy, Steve.

OMG my feelings EXACTLY! His Batman was the only one I watched and I fucking LOVED Multiplicity! 😍

I've never been pregnant so can't comment but a friend told me she didn't allow her husband "at the business end" when she gave birth because she heard that it can ruin sex drive.