I for one, welcome our Cat Overlords and will forever remain their humble servant.

Pilates is much more effective at strengthening the pelvic floor than kegels. Highly recommended!

I'm so sorry that happened to you. I suffer from anxiety so I can relate somewhat to feeling of horror when touched by a stranger. That is just not ok.

Every description on this menu legit made me cringe, especially the use of "off da hook". *shudder*

It drove me nuts too! I tried to figure it out and now I just have a headache.

Yeah. Definitely more like a slip.

I know! I have no stories that even come close to these!

One that always makes us giggle is "low hanging fruit". Also when the word "penetration" is used.

OMG I know! At my job, people use the word "bandwidth" when they mean "time". It drives me fucking insane!

It's a corporate buzz phrase. Just means "reply".

Hilarious because they had to announce that they "don't need JEZEBEL anymore". Like, why comment? How about you just go? Jez MUST KNOW THAT I REFUSE TO READ THEIR ARTICLES ANYMORE!

We call our kitties Puss Puss sometimes. My husband's grandma refers to cats as "pussies" which we find hilarious bc we're immature. But yes, our cats go by several names. They are long hair cats so another favorite is "Kitty fluff-fluff".

I second the Meetup suggestion. Some of my best friends are people I've met through Meetup.

As several people pointed out, there's a section on CL for sex - this was posted in the rides section which makes it dishonest and creepy.

I just want to say that I love you for the Harvey Birdman gif.

That was amazing.

That's fucking terrifying.

I have two kitties. One is very dainty and graceful and can land on surfaces without knocking anything over. The other one destroys everything in her path.

I know! I love kitty sneezes!

I have a cat that doesn't eat people food but will enthusiastically chow down on plastic all the time. We have to make sure we hide plastic bags and anything wrapped in plastic.