Oh please. 

They also attempted just 10 free throws, which is fewer than James Harden has attempted in 8 of his last 10 games. 

A linesman is not the match referee. Repeat after me: a linesman is NOT the match referee. A linesman’s flag represents a suggestion to the match official, which the match official may or may not concur with. Sometimes a linesman will signal a throw-in direction, but the referee will countermand it. Sometimes the…

you’re right 

“I’m an above average 6'2 180 pound 29 year old male.”

Great story. Now tell us about how you became a Cowboys and Lakers fan. 

Still only the 2nd most impressive rise from the dead today:

The Santa Clara 49ers brought to you by Great America 

you will remember that there is a professional football team in San Francisco

As a black man in America, my list of “must visit” states is drastically smaller. Fuck if you’re ever going to catch me in Idaho.

“Please go fuck yourself.”

No. Good talk.

Dad?

This car is so dull.

Yes, the Blue Lives Matter flag is racist, you stupid son-of-a-goat-fucker.  The flag only exists as a direct fuck you to marginalized communities.  Eat shit and die.  

I won’t be happy until this guy is behind uneven bars

Fancy Kristen should drive a diamond encrusted car. Then garages don’t scratch her car, her car scratches garages.

Tyreek Hill, the guy who choked his pregnant girlfriend? Poor guy getting beer thrown on him. :(