Even if you’re left wide open, do you still think an NBA player would pass you the ball? Players like Draymond Green are consistently left open at the 3, and the Warriors still only pass to him in those situations as an ultimate last resort--and he still bricks.  

You might might contact eventually over an infinite time period, but if it was an actual MLB game, and the pitcher and the rest of the defense plays you the way they would an actual MLB batter, there is a 100% chance you’re going 0-4 on 12 pitches.  

Unfortunately, I’m a fan of Tottenham, and when one of my non-soccer fan colleagues asked me what my team is, and I said Tottenham Hotspur, he waited for the punchline, and when it didn’t come, he asked “you just made that shit up, right?”

The in-game experience of football, in my opinion, sucks. Being a “game of inches” means that unless you have slow-mo replays and alternate camera angles, you really are only guessing as to what’s going on during most plays. But, because there are only 8 regular season home games a year, it becomes an event of sorts,…

Dedicated to the Lexus and the Acs, dedicated to MPVs phat!  

Because it’s usually spelled out--Jesus Fucking Christ.  

Who hasn’t been thoroughly entertained by City having two goals clawed back against Tottenham?  100% of Spurs fans absolutely loved both, and I’d bet my house that a vast majority of neutrals also loved it, not because they were pulling for Tottenham, but because fuck Manchester City. 

God damn that fucking game and the $500 I paid to watch it. 

He’s kinda like Portland Trailblazers Scottie Pippen?  Sorta? 

I’m from the Bay Area--get with the polyamory, you nerd.  

And fuck Michael Jordan and fuck Jerry Rice and fuck Ted Williams and fuck Wayne Gretsky. Who else?

I’ll take current-day Hayes Valley over the Central Freeway any day, even on game day.

How is California dictating to people outside the state how things are going to be?

As long as he continues to destroy Arsenal, god bless him.  COYS!

I paid $500 to be at that game. That Muni ride home was fucking bleak.

Santa Clara has good Korean food and.....that’s it.  

Hm.  

Because George is one of “them.”  

Act like you have.  

But these “unwritten rules” largely come from mens games.  It’s not about the Thai players being delicate little flowers, it’s about the American players acting like assholes.