So you want the offside rule to be subjective? 

Kills the drama?  Did you not watch the game?  VAR created one of the most unforgettable dramatic moments in recent years.  

VAR ruined the entertainment value of that game only for City. If you are a Tottenham fan (COYS), that moment when the ruling came down and the souls left the bodies of Sterling and Pep was fucking amazing. If you are a neutral, it was also amazing for you, as so many neutral fans and commentators and writers have…

Jesus Fucking Christ. I sincerely hope (for your “girlfriend” and those around you) that you aren’t also one of those stand-to-wipe weirdos.

The ticket can have as much fine print as it wants, and the player/team can learn whether or not a judge agrees.

Dude, this is Ray fucking Ratto.  How many months have you been in the Bay?  

No, you’re right. The mention of people having died really read like “now that that’s out of the way, next door some Porsches got hurt!”

If Game of Thrones was cancelled after Season 4, and the following seasons, as disappointing as they may have been, were replaced by a 2 hour movie, I know I’d always have a suspicion that there are tiny pieces missing from my soul.  

My life will never be truly fulfilled due to Deadwood.  

All those are why the answer is definitely more planes than submarines in the ocean.  

Yes I do.  

What is this crap.  You’re entitled to come to Jalopnik to get information on cars, but this is a pro-union shop.

Trump is dumb.  Bush was the scary one. 

One of my best friends’ dad was gone within 6 months of diagnosis.  He was seemingly 100% at diagnosis, and just disappeared in front of our eyes as if the diagnosis itself caused the decline.  It was shocking how fast it happened. 

That’d be like rooting for a depleted Yankees or Lakers or Cowboys team.  Nah, I like em that way.  

Netflix does put its movies in theaters.  

Seriously.  I kept reading this post wondering if Deadspin is actually against what Westbrook is saying here. 

Fuck that, Sonny is gonna carry us all the way.  Yes, I know I just jinxed it.  Fuck it.  Come on you fucking Spurs.  

Gun dudes in their 30s and 40s have a serious military boner and always talk about how they wished they joined or would have joined if not for this reason or that.  As fucking if, motherfucker.  

Aren’t these fuckers supposed to be rich or some shit? All that money, and he picks those clothes?