Dude, this is Ray fucking Ratto.  How many months have you been in the Bay?  

No, you’re right. The mention of people having died really read like “now that that’s out of the way, next door some Porsches got hurt!”

If Game of Thrones was cancelled after Season 4, and the following seasons, as disappointing as they may have been, were replaced by a 2 hour movie, I know I’d always have a suspicion that there are tiny pieces missing from my soul.  

My life will never be truly fulfilled due to Deadwood.  

All those are why the answer is definitely more planes than submarines in the ocean.  

Yes I do.  

What is this crap.  You’re entitled to come to Jalopnik to get information on cars, but this is a pro-union shop.

Trump is dumb.  Bush was the scary one. 

One of my best friends’ dad was gone within 6 months of diagnosis.  He was seemingly 100% at diagnosis, and just disappeared in front of our eyes as if the diagnosis itself caused the decline.  It was shocking how fast it happened. 

That’d be like rooting for a depleted Yankees or Lakers or Cowboys team.  Nah, I like em that way.  

Netflix does put its movies in theaters.  

Seriously.  I kept reading this post wondering if Deadspin is actually against what Westbrook is saying here. 

Fuck that, Sonny is gonna carry us all the way.  Yes, I know I just jinxed it.  Fuck it.  Come on you fucking Spurs.  

Gun dudes in their 30s and 40s have a serious military boner and always talk about how they wished they joined or would have joined if not for this reason or that.  As fucking if, motherfucker.  

Aren’t these fuckers supposed to be rich or some shit? All that money, and he picks those clothes?

I think maybe it’s because tennis players will inevitably have to play the top players on their way to the top of the tournament, whereas in golf, golfers never directly play against each other—they’re basically playing against the course. Of course it must be insane to be eventually paired with a top golfer on Sunday,…

Depends on what change you’re looking to see. Change in tax policy? Vote. Change in inspiring the local kids and helping the mom and pop shop to stay in the neighborhood? Voting ain’t gonna do shit.

I see a vast difference on mainstream social issues. On economic issues, not so much. One represents the right, the other the center-right. Those issues are important to me because I am vested in the system. But if you have no skin in the game because you can’t afford the ante, is there any difference? I live right…

Elections matter a whole lot for many groups, and matter very little for others. Shareholders and property owners care a helluva lot about elections. To the homeless, elections matter very little. Those in East and West Oakland will be somewhere in between, though closer to the latter. There was record turnout 10…

One can do all that, but why?