I don’t use these scooters, but one of the biggest advantages of them, over a bicycle or skateboard or whatever, is that you pick them up anywhere and leave them anywhere. On a bike, once you reach your destination, you either have to bring it in with you, which isn’t possible in most places (restaurant, bar, office,…

He is them, personified and unfiltered and victorious. 

This is America.

Exactly! I mean, how many free throws can they possibly give to Curry? I mean, sure, he got to the line zero times in Game 6 and zero times in Game 7, and Klay got to the line zero times in Game 6, but he did get TWO entire free throws in Game 7!!! The fuck is that? He missed both, but still. And I know the handcheck…

After Game 5.

This is an argument for the proposition that Harden didn’t play horribly, not one for him having played well.

God, who was she?! She walked through so many of my daydreams.

Electric Relaxation definitlely does it for me, as does They Reminisce Over You as mentioned by another commenter. Others include ‘93 Til Infinity, Respiration (Flying High Remix), Ghetto Bastard, and, strangely, At Your Best by Aaliyah.

Don’t leave us hanging, make and model please!

Nice story! When the other guys on the football team were running for track in the spring, I did badminton and loved it. I wasn’t very good, and was embarrassingly clumsy compared to my teammates, but it really is a great sport. And even though my school was probably less than 15% East Asian, nearly 100% of the team…

What, you don’t like a smile that says “I just downed a quart of motor oil”?

I’m a Warriors fan, but my favorite is watching an opponent cruising into the empty paint for a freebie layup, with Lebron chasing him down for the ambush and putting him in an early grave. It’s like watching a punt-returner starting to high-kick and celebrate at the 10-yard line—you just know that ball is getting…

They intentionally butchered it. It doesn’t rhyme with Sunday in Korean.

It’s Hyun-deh. The “deh” doesn’t sound like the commonly used “day” or “die.” Instead, it sounds like “dead” minus the last “d”.

Never is the time. After Sandy Hook, where bullets ripped through the bodies of 20 kids the same age as my nephew in kindergarten, and nothing happened, I knew it would never happen.

If it was a true misunderstanding or a statement with neutral intent that just came out horribly or a joke that utterly failed to land, then yeah, sure, let’s let the guy cringe at himself privately. But if you publicly and maliciously rip into people for no good reason, whatsoever, publicity should come your way. We…

Just this week, my friend’s brother, while at SFO for a two-week vacation in Europe, was arrested for warrants from Nevada from 2003 for something he has no idea about. Now the dude has to sit in a San Mateo County jail until the 24th, at which time he will be transported to Nevada to face the charges he just now…

Son Heung Min got yellow carded for the stutter or feint on a penalty a couple months ago. First time I have ever seen it carded, despite it being one of Christiano Ronaldo’s signature moves.

I agree that Griffey was bigger than Kobe in the 90s, and that Junior was at the same level of recognition as Shaq, Favre, and Rice among sports fans, but among non-sports fans? I really don’t think so.

No chance. The 90s had MJ, who was obviously the most famous athlete, but it also had Bo and Shaq and Kobe and Farve and Rice and Deion and McGwire. Griffey would be in the group of well-known athletes from that decade, but if you had shown their pictures to my mom or my sisters, Junior probably wouldn’t get…