My daily prayer:

Honest question: what is the benefit of 2 in 1? I’m just a casual runner—20 miles a week, if that—and I never really put much thought into my gear. I have running shoes, running shorts, dri-fit tops, and a visor to keep my hair out of my eyes, but I’m not up to date on the latest in gear. Anything I should be…

Honest question: what is the benefit of 2 in 1? I’m just a casual runner—20 miles a week, if that—and I never…

The Cubs at least had Wrigley, and it was in Chicago. The Niners have whatever that is in wherever that is.

That dude is EVERYTHING that is wrong with America. Fuck him.

The answer is right in the column: fried kimchi.

This shit is par for the course.

Hahahaha, oh shit.

I’m glad to hear this from Jed, but my profile pic will remain the same.

Interesting. There are a lot of black riders in the SF, and many of them are on Harleys. Beautiful bikes, actually, with incredible stereo systems. Those dudes tend to be older though. The younger guys are definitely on dirt bikes.

On days that end with “ber”

Naw. If you watched any of the European soccer leagues, you’d know they love throwing bananas and making monkey chants. If anything, watching professional sports in the US and Europe will make one grateful for the racial harmony of America—that’s saying something.

The moment after that scene, my friend’s mom who took four 10-year old boys to the theater said, “This was a mistake.” Like Trump!

Genuine question: what is a “franken-dog”? Is that different from a mutt? I’m a cat-person, myself, so I know little about dogs, but I’ve gathered that “pure-breeds” are typically inbred, deformed dogs with horrific health problems, while “mutts” are healthier dogs, and more in line with how dogs should naturally be.

But don’t say my car’s topless, say...

Mocked by colleagues, maybe, but even then, only jokingly. Clients do not know, nor would they care, about what car their attorney drives. I meet my clients in person only when I’m prepping them for depos, or I visit their offices (by BART or Uber), or, god forbid, we go to trial or arbitration. None of them know that…

What I’m taking away from these comments is that all men hate shopping and ugh, wives are just the worst, amirite? I always wondered who watched Home Improvement or King of Queens or Everybody Loves Raymond, but now I know.

Some call him a hero, others call him a narc.

And I definitely don’t remember when Kaep met with Nate Boyer, former Seahawk and Army Special Forces veteran, and the two discussed what the flag and anthem meant to the military, which convinced Kaep that taking a knee would be a way to honor the military while maintaining the overall message of his protest.

It’s been the strangest thing. I was a kid during the 80s, and by the time I got my drivers license, my team had won 5 Super Bowls. NFL fan for fucking life. And when I got older, fantasy football became a not-insignificant tradition for me and my friends. The NFL had me all day Sunday, and Monday Nights were the…

If the NFL crumbles from within because a 49er QB took a knee, I’ll be the smilingest motherfucker on the planet.