The purest “why not both?” scenario while drinking: Korean BBQ or Korean fried chicken.  

I’ve been a Warrior fan since 1987 or so, and I HATED the Lakers with the fire of a thousand suns. I loathed their fucking fans. And their fans that were born and raised in the Bay, I wanted to Theon Greyjoy.  What I didn’t know until the last couple years was that my hate sustained them. I never knew how tasty the…

And some people think Texas is a rival of California. Please.

Eh, he kicked the ever living shit out of motherfuckers who thought it was cool to own human beings. He gets a permanent pass.

Mine was a white 300E (1992), and whenever I see one, it turns my head and I stare longingly. I can’t even tell you the sinful thoughts that rage through my brain when I see the 500E that belongs to a guy in my building. Fuck. I haven’t owned a car in several years, but if I ever find myself in need of one again, it’s…

To be fair, if any of us saw a picture of a dude with pants as fire as those, they would definitely be commented upon.

Dude, try Costco’s Kirkland brand raisins. The 10:1 chocolate to raisin ratio is perfect.

My feelings exactly. These things hadn’t been in my conscious mind in, what, maybe three decades? And the moment I saw the image, an entire portion of my childhood came rushing back.

San Francisco’s streetcars aren’t tourist attractions--they are used by locals for daily commuting. The cable cars, though, are definitely for the tourists.

In SF, the streetcars are packed with daily commuters--they are a crucial part of SF’s transportation network. The only line I can think of that tourists might use as a touristy thing to do, rather than a means of getting around the city, is the F-Market, which uses vintage streetcars from other US and international…

Most definitely true.

The whole argument of “most valuable player” versus “best player” comes down to a historical quirk in choosing the name of the award. I’m 100% certain it was always meant to be “best player” but “most valuable player” just sounds better and so that’s what they named it. If you’re picking the MVP company of the world,…

You know nothing about Cal.

No question. I don’t know how old you are, but I think when it happens in a person’s life matters too. I was a kid-teenager when the Niners won their 5 rings, so when I was 16, it felt like the Niners winning the Super Bowl every 3 years on average was the state of the world and things would never change...until it…

3 rings in 5 years forgives a lot of sins. As bad as the Giants are right now, and as hilariously predictable last year’s post-season went for the team, there isn’t that dread or desperation or utter hopelessness that existed in the past. 3 parades. I’m good. Fuck the dodgers.

I find a Wild Turkey in my kitchen cabinet every evening!

I, too, lick the boots of the oppressor.

In the immortal words of Lester Freamon:

I visited Denver for the first time last week and went out to Fort Collins to tour Fat Tire . It’s not my favorite beer, but the tour was cool, and I respect the company. Good town, Denver.

I don’t plan on ever having kids, but that shitbarf story easily added “dog” to the list of things I will never have.