Answer: although the number of bicylists is growing in some cities, they remain an extremely small minority of the population that uses the street. I live in San Francisco which has seen the number of bicyclists increase by over 71% between 2006 and 2012, with over 75,000 daily home-to-work commuters, good for 3rd in…

I know, but Harrison’s notions fall flat on their face. I’m not black, so I wouldn’t dare try to say who is a black man or what a black man’s American experience has to be like in order to be called “black,” but if Harrison meant that Kap doesn’t have the darkest of skin colors and is therefore exempt from much of the…

Ha! Not in this country, no.

To be fair, you guys have also had trouble defining who you guys were. Italians? Kiiiinda white, I guess. Jews? Sometimes yes, sometimes, no.

What is a “typical black male,” though? And then, there’s also this:

I don’t know if Kap is far less likely to get pulled over than Rodney, though. Even if you squint hard enough and say that Kap doesn’t look “black,” he sure as hell doesn’t look white. Middle Eastern, maybe? South Asian? I don’t know what life is like for them, but I can’t imagine it being easy in the US.

Now read the third verse.

Wearing black? Ask anyone about Olympic protests and the ONLY answer anyone would give is the fists in the air during the anthem. That moment is one of the most iconic, not just in sports history, in American history. A silent protest of wearing all black everything will do nothing except maybe start a fashion trend.…

I can’t stand this notion that the flag or anthem stands as a proxy for the military. That disrespecting the flag somehow means one is disrespecting them. It’s not. They have their own flags and songs that they can salute and sing. The American flag and the national anthem represents America—its people, its…

Wait, the national anthem and the flag belongs to the military? No? Then get out of here with that.

I have a buddy named Michael. Everyone calls him Mike. A few years ago, he legally changed his name to Mikey (don’t ask me why, he just did). A lot of us call him Mikey, because, well, that’s what he wants to go by. But a lot of us still call him Mike, not to disrespect him or not acknowledge his wishes, but simply…

No need to explain it—just embrace it.

We don’t have to prove it—we just like rubbing it in. Again and again and again.

This is worse than a soccer take.

Take the L.

!Adios pelota!

Thing is, when the shift is on, the pitcher will pitch balls designed to get the ball on that side of the infield. You’re not gonna see a ball on the outside corner when all your infielders are on the pull side of the diamond.

MadBum.

We’ll also love Utley forever in SF for Game 3 of the 2010 NLCS. Thanks Chase!

But, you’re in Dallas.