But who’s Daddy now?

He’s not wrong though.

More and more, SF’s pizzas have become known at fork and knife places, like Beretta or Delfina or Flour + Water. They’re fancier and pretty good! But c’mon, a pizza place has to be one where you can walk in and just order a greasy slice. SF just isn’t a pizza town in that regard. Our go-to cheap food is definitely the…

That’s what I always hear, but I’ve yet to find a decent NY slice. If you have to go to very specific NY places for a good slice, then that makes those particular parlors good for pizza, but that doesn’t make NYC a good pizza town per se. In any case, SF has the burritos, and SF pizza is closer to NYC pizza than NYC…

There are my takes only, and I fully recognize that other people have misguided opinions on what they find suitable for their mediocre palates. And now with that disclaimer out of the way...

I’ll take it!

Where do I fall? I could not care less about fancy, expensive dinners or weird-for-the-sake-of-being-weird sushirittos or burgers with donuts for buns. But I do have hot takes on the best burritos or bulgogi or pho in town (I don’t think those count as exotic or atypical—they’re definitely not in SF). I also have very…

No need. It’s played everywhere. There’s probably a local league in your city.

Several former Cal players list their high schools as their alma mater for some reason. I know Marshawn Lynch and Jahvid Best did so on many occassions. Some people say former Cal players don’t have the best relationship with the the program. Or maybe they’re just being cute.

We did this for you, West Coast fam.

8 million guns in this liberal, anti-gun state, plus the manufacturing capability to make anything we want, says yes, yes we will.

The United Western Front would still be outnumbered by 13 million or so and would be the newest California state parks by August.

Idaho has 1.6 million people—when the Giants win the World Series, we have parades that size. If they want to go out dying, that’s fine, but Idaho will get taken. Washington and Oregon can also go out like that if they want, but all the square states have to know that in a 50 State war, they’re not going to win on…

Whiskey, usually. Or Benadryl. Or both.

In the 8 seasons I referenced, only three players led in HRs more than once, and in those instances they led only twice, with one of those players being McGwire, and another being Juan Gonzales—the other was Cecil Fielder who, unlike the other two, isn’t suspected of juicing (to my knowledge). So leading only once is…

I’ll give it a shot: because it’s true.

But aren’t you comparing a pre-PED Barry to PED-using power hitters? From 1990-1997, pre-PED Barry was in the top-10 in HRs six times, leading in the category once in 1993 with 46 (tied with Juan Gonzales, a suspected PED user). Looking at the rest of the names on those lists, there are several known PED-users and…

What you call a state, we call a county. One month, tops.

You don’t want to see us this October. It’s 2016. Also, good on you. Never go full LA.

Yep. Next step is when every athlete is younger than you—then they suddenly become incredibly annoying and whiny.