It’s too bad Dallas didn’t trade Bogut to Washington, so he could finally get to the bottom of the Pizzagate scandal.

Jack Sock Goes Between The Legs Again

Jaromir Jagr scoring it in fewer games than Ovi is far more impressive when you consider how he was still able to score so many goals early on in his career, despite all the crushing open ice checks he received from guys like Gordie Howe and Maurice Richard.

Big deal. My jack sock goes between my legs twice a day. Three on weekends.

Yes, it basically feels like 21 Jump Street on motorcycles. But I’m completely OK with that.

Okay, he really just said, “C’mon, man” a couple times

I think it’s about the same as your job security as Provider of Working Links.

Those idiots think they’re his teammate.

It’s good to see that a league that allows this to be on the field is so concerned about the fashion sense its players exhibit.

(Radio guy hates John Wall because his father was absent.)

He wouldn’t have gotten hit if he wasn’t acting like such Awini.

His comment wasn’t too highbrow, but I wouldn’t call it lowbrow either. It was just brow.

I think it’s kind of sad how he sidelined his own best judgment in deference to a figure of authority, an authority whose own judgment is not to be questioned, and it cost him his own better interests while only furthering the narrow interests of the organization that authority represents.

Good call wearing WR gloves, there’s high chance of catching a Tannehill pass in those seats!

And in an actual game no less.

I agree. If anything, his nickname should be “Bleached Asshole.”

As a Hoosier fan, I’ll have what he’s having.

Bullshit. You knocked your coffee over and spilled it on two of your associates. You didn’t even mention the company’s new overseas account, and you completely blew it on Janeane’s promotion.

“Hey, I’ve been putting in 20 meaningless points a game, and does anybody care?”