Beautiful. I do that with my manager in a way. He called me out in front of the head manager, “Ang, you didn’t come to the meeting today.” Me: “Sorry Evan, you mean the one from the calendar that was printed out only yesterday?” (This was May 5th) Hypocrisy thy name is man.

Yay! Thanks for the info. I might actually see it now. What'd you think of the script? Worth seeing?

Thank you. I remember many of these movies from my youth and they were awful on many levels—like I remember them coming on after school and thinking I should probably just do my math homework.

I’ve read (far too many drafts of) the script. They don’t—it’s completely platonic.

I’m hoping that’s what Rene Russo is for. DeNiro is IRL 71 years old, Russo is 61. Something else we have Nancy Meyers to thank for. A 61-year-old female love interest (even if she isn’t carrying the movie). Plus, I freakin’ love Rene Russo.

There was some kind of “statement” from Roberts when it happened, I believe. But, you know, as much as I really don’t care for Roberts, it’s extremely unfair to “blame” your (or anyone else’s) suicide on someone else. Suicidal ideation is extremely complex, and typically no one else can “drive you to it.” I’m sure…

Agreed. I wish Paris had said, let’s discuss those sexual harassment allegations, Dave.

Fuck Letterman. He gets hot women on his show, ogles them, asks them silly questions and then acts all superior when they give silly answers. It’s a cheap trick.

I actually felt bad for Paris Hilton when Letterman did that. I think she was an easy target and I’m sure that they had gone over what was going to be discussed in the interview and Letterman just went rogue and blindsided her. I know it’s easy to laugh at Paris Hilton and it’s not like her life is hard or anything,…

This needs to be an adoptive grandpa intern kind of movie.

Yeah, me too. Platonic all the way.

I really just hope they don’t actually hook up.

I’m hoping there’s a little more nuance than that. Like, A. She already built the company herself, and B. Maybe it’s her who inspires him to do something idk. Plus it looked like they want to take the job away from her, so I could see at that point being tired and needing encouragement from a father-figure.

I agree with Fieg and don’t feel like my childhood is ruined by these remakes, but what is the point of them? Most of them — female Ghostbusters aside — don’t add, or even really change anything about the originals except the special effects.

Wait - so this one, albeit massive, douchewaffle behaves inappropriately with an intern and that’s it, no more internship program? What about other students who might be seeking legislative experience? This feels like a “our young people won’t be safe in the gubmt building” sort of response to me. Or even worse, “we…

wait does all sexting look this bad when youre not in the moment

“ There has never been a time when an elected official is praised for his “family values” that it does not come back to bite him in the worst way possible. Remember this, family values Republicans. Learn it well. For once. “

They are going to put Shailene Woodley in this, aren’t they?

I BIND YOU, SONY, FROM DOING HARM. HARM AGAINST OUR TEENAGE SELVES AND HARM AGAINST YOURSELF.

Yeah, that happened. It was this season. Past seasons are available on Hulu, so eventually it should show up there.