Sorry I haven’t ever played college sports. I don’t know as much about the atmosphere as you do. But I just imagine there are some awards banquets here and there. Maybe I’m wrong.

Idk maybe I’m overly confident in myself (probably) but whenever a guy acts weird like that around me, I’m just like, “Wow, he seemed so flustered. I bet he’s really into me. He has to leave because he can’t even control himself around me. That’s it, I know it. Swoon.”

Well andsmokeit, if you knew anything, you’d know that gay teachers simply don’t exist. Of course.

I guess the only way to get some face time with a politician in your party is to actively go after an affair with him, geesh. Take your pick women: fuck a politician or be shunned.

Ok sure, you’re not going to be in the lockers with them or out on the town, but if you’re in a group of people and everyone happened to leave except you and an athlete, does that mean you’d just make up some awkward excuse about needing to leave? Genuinely curious.

Not being allowed to network can sideline the staffer’s career.

My favorite Twitter page mentioned this phenomenon recently:

If he’s well enough to continue doing standup, he can do an interview.

Can I just brag that I met the director of Mystic Pizza? He seems pretty chill and very in favor of strong female leads.

Beautiful. I do that with my manager in a way. He called me out in front of the head manager, “Ang, you didn’t come to the meeting today.” Me: “Sorry Evan, you mean the one from the calendar that was printed out only yesterday?” (This was May 5th) Hypocrisy thy name is man.

I will see the movie under the condition I'm guaranteed my ticket money back if they have sex.

When people tell me I look like JK I get really upset.

Duchovny is the male Kristen Stewart.

They’re charging people to watch Youtube clips of her show now!

Yeah to be fair, Conan pervs on guys too, so it doesn’t really feel so icky. I genuinely feel like Conan loves his wife.

Yeah I’m thinking when she pitched the show to Comedy Central she didn’t mention it would be a sketch show about feminism, but she cleverly shoe-horned it in.

Just watched JLaw’s interview with Letterman… wow. Lawrence: “I thought I had an ulcer, but it turns out it was a falser.” -_-

When I’m on Youtube browsing vids from shows like Ellen or Conan, it seems like all the uninteresting starlets have headlines like, “Boring Starlet Can’t Even Deal With Her New Pregnancy Boobs!” Well that’ll be a boring conversation…skip.

I think her attractiveness is about on par with say, Jennifer Aniston. It’s not like Lively is a supermodel.

I think there are people who started rich and still came out funny, smart and interesting. Take Conan O’Brien. I mention him because I don’t count being redheaded and pale as a big obstacle. Sure, it’s funny, but it’s not a major setback in life. That said, maybe he has had some hurdles he doesn’t talk about. It’s…