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Dances with Avatar?

No, I hated Avatar back then, too. Not sure if I was io9 back then, though.

Nobody actually liked Avatar. It was more like “Oh wow this is stunning” during the movie, and then “Holy crap that was the most one-dimensional storyline ever to be deemed Oscar bait”.

“It was the blurst of times?”

except she’s more like “October” now.

Every time I see something about Burning Man, it reaffirms my view that I would hate everything about Burning Man. On my short list of things I hate:
-Crowds
-Being dirty
-The hot as fuck desert
-Hippies
-Entitled rich kids
-Overly intoxicated people

Let’s see:

I wish to assert my 28th Amendment privilege to not attend Burning Man.

This is the correct answer.

With that article, this internet location wouldn’t be able to continue being a hypocrite. And if I’ve noticed from her writing here that Peyser loves anything, it’s being a hypocrite.

How about Hillary and her 20 mile private jet trip?

She could legitimately have done a lot of campaign stops by train. It would take longer, but it also would have generated a lot of publicity. No, she wouldn’t have reached everywhere and she would have had to fly or drive to some stops, but it would be a hell of a lot greener than flying.

On a related note, I realized this morning I have to find a new brand of Body Wash. I’ve been a big fan of the Every Man Jack brand...until I looked at the back of my new bottle this morning...and it is now sporting a Certified Gluten Free logo.

Yes...you read that right. They are not certifying SOAP as Gluten Free.

I…

So it no longer has what plants crave?

Between this and the article earlier about sports drinks being pointless, it’s clear the folks at Univision (formerly known as Gawker) Media have found a new target.

“Organic”, also know as the best way to use 50% more water and land for crops while charging 100% more to rich and status conscious westerners.

Egg > Tree > Heart > Cup