I disagree. All Cardinals’ losses are good losses. In that sense, the raison d’etre of this series is entirely unbound from the actual outcome of the season. My enjoyment of this series, however, is positively correlated with the number of St. Louis losses, with a bit of an uptick if/when their W/L ratio dips below…

That’s just not true, a majority of people considered the Cubs the favorite in the division and the Cardinals a WC pick.

I thought it was to draw out the butthurt of the “best fans in baseball”?

“This won’t be paid for by taxpayers, it’ll be paid for by the people who pay this tax! I mean, that’s just science.”

I’m going to assume that anyone watching the third quarter of a Chargers-Vikings preseason game is already voting for this stupid stadium plan.

With all due respect Tom, if anyone knows about paying far too much money to keep sports leagues around, its broadcasters.

Everyone was laughing at a script for a 9/11 episode of Seinfeld the other week. The problem with setting lines for what is okay to make jokes about and what isn’t is that it is totally arbitrary from person to person. Do I think that making jokes about about a mass shooting is an ethical thing to do? Nope, but…

Is the purpose of this series to make the Cardinals miss the playoffs? I thought it was to garner clicks. It looks like the stories get around 7,000 clicks per, so they’re coming up on half a million page views for this series, which probably isn’t a huge expenditure of resources. I have to imagine it takes maybe 10…

As someone who has been a Vegas local for 25 years, I’ve waited with our typical pessimistic anticipation for a professional franchise to finally make it here. Now that its finally happening, I know we’ll somehow be screwed over by the terrible name Foley and Co. will choose. The only way this could be any worse if we…

I’d name them the Vegas Odds, and then I’d give them letters instead of numbers, and we’d play Cheeseburger In Paradise every time we score a goal because that would all be very odd.

Nightowel is any fabric within reach that you can grab when you’re about to climax.

no. its still a wonderful series even if we only get one installment a week.

I think as long as anyone is laughing that it’s a total success. And just about any sane person who isn’t a Cardinals fan is still laughing.

No they started it to troll Cardinals fans. And let people celebrate in their failure.

Hence the second sentence.

They also lost more games, too. 61 so far.

So you’re saying this feature would be better if Joe Maddon wrote it? I bet he would be fantastic at it.

He definitely scored with that move, just not in the match...