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Imprisonment for life, regardless of age, should be the result of this. It's an act of terrorism.

These things are a bastard to sharpen if you aren't familiar with the care of outdoor cutlery. I actually ended up caving and taking mine to a lovely talented old man the next town over who sets up in the town square every weekend and sharpens things. If it holds an edge, he'll make it like new again, and that's…

i miss being a teen and having the energy to experience strong emotions over shit that doesn't matter

There's no question that barbed wire's history is filled with valleys, but I think we can all agree on its lowest point.

In other news, I totally forgot that The Division existed.

"Sorcia, I'm in love with your best friend [a dude with a hilariously ridiculous name that I cannot post here]. We're moving to Virginia and I hope you'll be happy for us."

I am saddened by this development. If you cannot trust anonymous drug dealers and criminals in this world, who can you trust? Such is the troubling aspect of the march of technology.

Well, shit. That Portal video brought back some forgotten childhood trauma called Worthless.

Ah, gawd, the time the military made us stand in a room full of tear gas wearing gas masks. I had shaved that morning and any facial skin outside the mask was basically being chewed off by the fumes. Then I had to take off my mask and recite some piece of doggerel before I could leave the chamber.

I too enjoy drinking band-aids that are on fire. No but seriously, Laphroaig was the first bottle I ever bought, and it was a life-changing experience. I drank my first glass outside on the porch. It was springtime. A bird came to visit me. I wanted to give him a taste of my scotch... but he was a bird. And a…

Great article. This show was light years ahead of its time.

They're getting so bad. I've turned off all public channels on WoW at this point—the MRA screeds are pretty much constant. I have a thick skin when it comes to trolling but it's just unending, and of course there is no moderation. I can't ignore everyone on the server.

You are not. In fact, I'll go one further: When I read that Halo MCC is broken, I scratch my head. "But it works fine for me."

Probably a good thing I bought the Master Chief Collection for the campaigns. Although I might be alone in that state of thought.

That was fucking hilarious.

Good to see Guy Montag around here, the movie and the book of course, are great. I also use that same profile photo in other sites.

This is one of those things that made Halo so great, and every other element is equally as unpredictable. Hopefully Halo 5 gets some of this back.