Glad we finally got the unabridged King James Version translated

Piling on: CDC states 48k opioid deaths from 9/01/17 to 10/1/18. 33k suspected to involve Fentanyl or other synthetic opioids.

Mickey knew, but nobody in their right mind rats out that mouse. Oh Disney. 

I do Nazi him getting a job with Boston or Philly. Stick to Dykstra’s AM radio show and call it a career. 

If Baker Mayfield would just take some goddamned Adderall then maybe he could pay attention to the unwritten rules of the NFL like Sherman so eloquently references

This is where you put it in the hands of god and the parents. Trust your Paterno instincts. 

So the scars she will now bear forever, are they considered physical or emotional?

If they choose to attend a live game that number can be as high as 100%. Should they all stay at home that number goes sharply down to zero (guaranteed). Let’s just put it somewhere between “I encourage you to do crazy shit on the monkey bars and you may get hurt because that’s what kids do and they really like it and…

Typical Hornets fan 

Baby: Weed is bomb. Thanks pops

And at the end of the day we will have him getting yelled at by a bunch of candidates who want to tie their name to his ultimate demise. Then it will go to the Senate and the chance of him getting the boot will run parallel with the Mariners odds of winning the 2020 WS. When he walks, he declares himself more of a…

This shows how small to medium size tech companies are finally catching up to the major players. Now they too can narrow down the point of product failure similar to mobile devices strategically tanking when contracts are expiring or the customer is due for an upgraded device. Watch out giant corporations!

This shows how small to medium size tech companies are finally catching up to the major players. Now they too can…

I-O-W-A

*Pac 12 FB is still on steady decline

I really wish our national team would start tampering. Like my great grandmother said. “If you aren’t tampering then you’re just hampering”.

“We suspect arson - There’s a vas diferens between this and other explosions. We need the tips to keep coming until police are diploid”

Bulldozing 50 blocks is archaic and cruel. Cities are obviously going away from the ground and pound.

Well put in a sarcastic way. But let’s not forget there are some rich folks getting paid off things such as privatized jails. Like Roanoke College.