I would have rather had an article about Garfield...

Yes. She is NOT a Gloria Steinem trapped within Fox. She is the Fox.

Seconded. Sure, we all loved her takedown of Newt, but it was like seeing Alien vs. Predator. No matter which one wins, it was going to immediately turn and attack you next.

Relevant

IMO, if working those hours was at the request of the boss, they should have been covering your parking, full stop.

“a diamond bracelet for $128.98”

but are they the cool 2 tone ones that you can draw on with your finger? cuz i’ll pardon that.

Fucking thank you.

Kinda think it’s shitty how people are so negative about the KUWTK resuming filming after ~only 3 weeks.~ Because of course there is never a good way to be a victim and if she doesn’t hole up and hide away forever, fuck her that attention-seeking whore. And whatever you may think about the Kardashians, these kinds of…

Uh. No amount of marble and chandelier would make me want to join a sorority. Loved my artsy fartsy college where individualism, weirdness and Kafkaesque angst were celebrated and encouraged.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

You know what works wonders for eliminating fat cells on the body? Proper diet and exercise. I guarantee it.

Plus they know that white women will come roaring back as soon as some judge tries to put a few black kids in Tyler and Melanie’s middle school.

It’s like being the “cool girl” who’s “one of the guys.” Conservative women get praise specifically for rallying around causes that are seen as (and actually are) the opposite of what is actually in the self-interest of women at large. Same as the women that slut-shame other women to fit in with the men and be “cool.”

As in “Randolph and Mortimer Duke” from Trading Places? That’s weird.

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

Carole is going nowhere. She’s in too tight with Andy and Bethenny to ever get the boot and she’s just as fame hungry as the rest of them. She’s just too stoned to make it obvious like the rest of them.

No introduction or refresher on Tinsley Mortimer is complete without a reference to Socialite Rank.

Let’s do a virtual prayer circle just to make sure. This needs to happen.

I’m with you, Ellie.