*bails

Siemens always makes a mess!  

Everyone’s always jealous of someone about to win a Pulitzer

But this would lead to absolutely strange things like Lamborghini making an SUV.

Again. For the third time.

That’s exactly what I screamed at Ballaban as I was escorted out of the building.

It’s only been short-term exposure since but it’s already deeply affecting me. I can’t go to sleep without shouting “I’M WALKING HERE” in the direction of the East River at least four times and eating a street hot dog.

Well that’s how I felt about all of my hot takes but it seems pompous to file it as “From the department of right takes.”

Why do you live like this?

I like this new guy!

Counterpoint, if you lift sedans and coupes by 2 inches and add fog lamps, they look badass.

Everyone in the office agrees, as they think my takes tend to be terrible.

Oh, man, I SO want a set of those. Really.

Aren’t they still just a drop in the bucket for pollution?

I understand, but that doesn’t mean that two conflicting things aren’t coming out of the same collective mouth.

Emissions are measured in parts per million.

Want to close down loopholes? Instead of trucks, go after cruise ships and container vessels which register in countries who don’t give a crap about emissions. Ever wonder why all those cruise ships are registered in the Bahamas?

Your cousins married underage Thai hookers? Or am I missing something.

Sweet.

Didn’t Lamborghini just a few years ago say they would never build a hybrid?  So why should I now take them at their word that they won’t build an electric car when they’ve just announced that they’re building hybrids? Do words have meaning anymore?

“Anyway, the big lesson from this is that you should never tweet, ever. Which I myself have been saying for years.”