George Keeley's, you idiots.

Wow. Beautiful pitch.

Not that I'd ever defend Berman... but "New York Football Giants" isn't his thing. It's the official, legal, corporate name of the team. New York Football Giants, Inc. For decades now.

For those of you voting 'no', I pray you bad doings come back to you.

And I've just now learned that the word is sherbet, not sherbert. Stop teaching me things, damn it. It's summer.

Considering what I've had to watch the Mets do this week, I'm just glad someone's making an effort.

Terrible, terrible news.

So on the one hand, I'm not working today. On the other hand, I've done absolutely nothing today. I need to find some sort of middle ground.

Not to mention, even though TMZ is the only site saying he's dead, the others all say that he was rushed to the hospital, suffering from cardiac arrest, and wasn't breathing. So, OUTLOOK NOT SO GOOD.

Oh, Gamecast: "Bradley really has worked his knackers off."

Well this wasn't exactly how I was expecting this game to go!

Jesus. "Awful" doesn't even come close.

If you ever think you'll find yourself at Stetsons, let me know, I'll buy you a drink.

Well if youre there in August, go with us to a Nats game and we'll buy your beer and save you a few $

I didn't know you were in DC for the summer! That's great? Glad to see (read) that you were safe from the Metro.

Its called avoiding as long as possible entry into the workforce, at which point you officially become a taxpayer and can never, ever go back

I decided to get a master's in public policy while attending law school which is pretty useless, but I did get to live in Budapest for a year so that was pretty sweet

Buddy of mine tried to get tickets for that but you couldn't buy tickets to those games or something without buying a package?

The Mets are the new Red Sox. I wrote something about this a couple of weeks ago. And I refuse to go to the Web site that has been sucking my will to live for the last 11 days to find it.

We've been leaving men on for the last couple years, now, though. It's our trademark. And it makes me want to jump off a tall building.