Autumn Reeser is outstandingly hot, thats pretty much the highlight.

Busy day for Deadspin LLP, eh?

Hold on a damn second. They scratch the TD, and then still call excessive celebration?

Aw, come on with these damn flags. It's a 33-point spread, I need the Trojans to run up the score.

I won't touch your theoretically hot daughters, promise.

Any of you fuckers touch my theoretically hot daughters I will cut your balls off, boil them, and feed them to my theoretical dog.

Ooh. Song Girls.

Does your theoretical hot 20 year old daughter have a sister?

I will fucking hunt you down if you're banging my theoretical 20 year old daughter.

Tall, dark, and handsome. Yum. He was one of the prettier boys I've dated.

Filipino-Swedish. There's a combo you don't see every day.

Crap.

Or not.

Went with USC. And now that that's settled, I'd like to request that Jimmy Clausen continue throwing into double-coverage with reckless abandon.

This 33.5 line on USC-ND makes me nervous... decisions, decisions.

Apparently my exuberance triggered the "random HTML tag" trigger.

And what the hell is with those black censor bars? If you look at the originals, there isn't even any nipple showing.

I don't even like tattoos, but I'd get over that fairly quickly.

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This isn't giving me high hopes for the quality of USC-UCLA next week.