The cat just drank out of my martini glass. This should get interesting.
44 in a Row
44-in-a-row-old
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO MARRY A NICE GIRL AND GIVE US GRANDCHILDREN??!!
Also: four minutes from the time I walked in the door to the first argument with my family. That's a new Thanksgiving record.
Well, good to see the Lions are in Lions-esque form today.
My Santa hat came today, by the way. My apartment is filled with holiday spirit.
I am a connoisseur of messing with cats...such things should not be left to a robot.
Eh, the Dyson is cool, but it doesn't attack the cat on its own. That's what the Roomba is for.
Ooh, which reminds me. I'm thankful for not being in the job market in this economy.
Boobies rule.
I'm thankful for ya'll, who have listened to me through nonsense including, but not limited to, the rough breakup last year, the current ill-advised infatuation with the friend-of-a-friend, the law school decision process, and countless overly-drunken evenings where I should really just have the computer taken away…
I tried to get up as many as I could (obviously) as a way of showing my sincere appreciation for what you do down below.
"Come on, Mrs. HoC. I'm gonna buy us the most expensive meal we've ever had!"
You mean President-Elect Obama supporter.
"The ant is actually our new weekend editor. And weekday editor. And Sportshuman of the Year." —44 In A Row, 15 December 2007, 1:20am
Was she hot, though?
Nevermind, just looked it up. That... was an idiotic idea.
Can someone please explain to me what, exactly, the Cardinals are doing here?
the second that song started would have been enough for me to call already.