even though they made the final four last year...you're a little bitch fucker bitch

Pretty sure I mention in the post that the poster was trying to be clever. While I do not come right out and say IT WAS A JOKE in all caps, it is implied. Still, continue on with COME ON IT WAS A JOKE comments, because jokes need to be pointed out whenever possible.

Nobody actually cares.

Snacktaku!
Snacktaku!
Snacktaku!

You should be denied service with no explanation and we will see how you react.

Some said that the new Kinja wouldn't change the quality of the puns around here, but I think it's made a vas deferens.

It's at this point that he gives in to momentum and just plunges into the crowd, his useless legs the only part of his body visible.

He tries to start a lot of fights, being that he's a master baiter.

Honestly, what does saying the same shit everyone says on articles about ultraportable gaming laptops accomplish? What is to be gained? Excellent, you don't value portability, fine, then obviously a product geared towards people who do isn't for you. I don't understand why that's such a difficult concept.

Owen, you speak to my soul as a franchise-mode gamer. Any fool can play as the Seahawks or 49ers or another solid young team that's only going to get better as players mature, but it takes a hardcore soul to play as a sad-sack franchise like the Browns. Your choice at franchise-mode start is a built-in difficulty…

4. Lobbies.

But she really did meet Greg Oden

Amateur Soccer Player In Italy Scores Goal. What Happens Next May Mildly Entertain You

I Can't Stop Capitalizing These Words

I Can't Stop Watching Deadspin Post A New Article With "I Can't Stop Watching" In The Headline At Least Once A Week

of all the things to complain about in a center, "is a mediocre jump shooter" has got the be the stupidest. How many centers even have a jump shot?

Anyone who says they wouldn't want Noah on their team is either lying or doesn't understand basketball. He's the exact type of guy you need to put around a superstar or two to win rings. Doesn't care about highlights or stats, just wants to win and will work hard on every possession, at both ends, to do it. It's a…

Oh look, someone complaining.

Or maybe he just isn't into high fantasy?

Your saying your top ten list is different so they must not play PC games. Oh boy.