What’s really great is to be a lifelong Braves fan who dislikes the Chop (yes, we exist). I get to enjoy yet another NLDS bed-shitting AND be lumped in with knuckle-draggers who insist we were embarrassed today because the team didn’t distribute foam toys. Cuz, you know, the Chop was clearly immensely helpful in the…

If it isn’t about religion, there should be no problem with multiple types of birth control being widely available and no default assumption of abstinence.

Do they support measures that actually reduce abortions, like sex education, contraceptives, free child care and health care for pregnant women, etc etc?

Once again requesting Drew Magary write The Hater’s Guide to This Week in Tabloids.

- liam hemsworth
- alexis bledel
- mischa barton
- blake lively
- amber heard
- robert pattinson
- seth rogen (he just plays himself all the time, in various amusing situations, PROVE ME WRONG)
- will ferrell (he invented ron burgundy and has been doing that in every movie since)

I really hope they return to the old Podcast app, the new one they updated to last year is fucking garbage.

Maxwell agrees 100%

I love cargo pants. They need to come back. Not the “skinny” kind either, because what the fuck is the point, but the actual bootcut kind, because give me all the pockets.

To be honest, I don’t have strong feelings about this either way. So here’s a dog balancing on a chain.

Don’t even get me started on the cats (we have 4) - “There’s a cat sleeping on the chopping board!”, “Well, turn it over...”

Letting the dog lick the dishes isn’t normal???

Wrong.  That car kicked ass when it was new.

I’ve got an idea for a collective response:

Bermuda short are 1000x better than the usual way too short, ride up in your crotch, chub-rub-even-if-you’re-thin variety. I’ll be thrilled if they come back into fashion #fightme

I think, between this and the annual Williams-Sonoma catalog review, we have learned that Drew needs to do more catalog reviews.

But can it top this:

The problem with buttered popcorn jelly beans is that they taste like buttered popcorn. If I want to taste buttered popcorn, I’ll eat some buttered popcorn. I don’t need it delivered to my maw in jelly bean form.

> If I’m eating at a Burger King, it’s because something awful has happened.

Groupon! They have so many different types of dog beds that normally go for “a hunk of foam costs how much?!?!?” For reasonable prices. Also, Walmart sells a kuranda type elevated bed for like 30 bucks. No need to spend 120 on one made of pvc instead of metal. 

Yeah - it’d really suck if you were to finish a pretty decent career as a yoga instructor, retire to the country, get an unlisted number, and then every two weeks or so have some starry-eyed orphan show up thinking you’re their long-lost father because your ex-brother-in-law thought it’d be HIIIIILARIOUS to slip…