The observer, Kristy Klamer, also complained that a Democratic challenger had asked her a reasonable question: “Why did you come here?”

On behalf of the white folks, I’d just like to say...fuck them, and I remind them all the time.

“Daddy, the top came off...”

Why is the Queen wearing a shirt with Kellyanne Conway on it?

“She was apparently saved when her pants came off and she fell to the ground unconscious.”
Karens always showing their ass.

Hopefully the dog makes a full recovery. 

thanks for the nightmare fuel

You can walk past my house any time you want. You can even sit on my front steps and smoke a cigarette. It doesn’t hurt me at all. (Smoke a joint and I might ask for a toke, so beware, sit elsewhere if you don’t want to share!)

Not enough bad things can happen to this woman, not so much for her “rehoming” of a child like he was a puppy she found in a parking lot but for her mercenary use of and collection of children to begin with. She keeps squeezing out or adopting kids because she knows that babies and toddlers are where the “cute”…

How fucking stupid do you have to be to type that sentence? You literally live in a country whose independence began with protests turning into riots, and these riots are celebrated and mythologized.

I did a reverse Becky/Karen today! O yes I did!

This is why I think that Covid-19 should be called the Trumps (like the Mumps). He needs to own this disease. He likes putting his name on everything anyway.

Someone must have finally told them the rain in Victoria wasn’t going to stop until July. 

Bye, son.

Amirite?

I mean seriously, what can’t this thing do?

my Bumble profiles... ...chiseled, rippling mass of 6'4" muscle.

I kinda like this little Shane Morris kid.

Why should England cooperate with trump when trump let that drunk driving hit and run killer avoid justice from England? 

I accept your “fuck you”. Ben Roethlisberger is as white as the snow and he is also a rapist. As is Donald J. Trump, the current president of the United States. A rapist is a rapist no matter how much you don’t like it. Sorry if you hero is a rapist and that upsets you but it is the ugly truth.

Oh, dear, an American black dislikes me, whatever shall I do?