So they’re going to play Ave Maria, and then... uh, Ave Maria in a minor key? That same 30 seconds of Something in the Way? /s

As an aside from this nightmare fuel/comedy of errors, I’d just like to share that I mentally read DWAC as sounding like Keenan Thompson’s “Cinema Classics” character on SNL, Reese De’What.

Hey, that header image caught me off guard too - I’m a quadriplegic, and I’d give anything to have that level of motor function in my wrists/hands/fingers. But as others have stated, quadriplegia and paraplegia are defined mostly by the level of spinal cord injury; the symptoms (i.e. extent of paralysis) exist on more…

On reflection, this looks like fun

Ugh, this is every year now for Formula One fans as well, though none of F1's many oil money/blood money/journalist-murdering-dictator sportswashing races are anywhere near the scale of the World Cup.

Token colorblind person here; it is all three ;)

You know the de facto Batmobile from Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight trilogy? It maintains an blog

Oh good, solid-state “buttons,” what a win for accessibility /s

Thanks! I was going with Craven Nazis, but that would be redundant...

As a protanopia/deuteranopia colorblind person, I demand a discount

I’m almost afraid to ask, but “CN” trolls?

HA

Holy duck, I have no idea what this “game” entails, but now there’s two of us, uh, “playing”

Holy cow this thing is so tacky... and I absolutely love it. AT least no one has to guess exactly which neunelfer it is.

I dunno, needs more rear overhang /s

I meant wasted as in this card can likely outdo the real-world upper limits of the eGPU interface (Thunderbolt overhead, the quality of the enclosure, the laptop’s internals, etc.) I would expect a 4080 and 4090 to perform about the same as an eGPU, given benchmarks from previous-gen cards.

Is this turning into some sort of live service nonsense? I’m halfway interested in giving this a go-round, but having timed content, battle pass-like leveling and such sounds more exhausting than enjoyable.

Netflix’s Ad-Supported Plan Is Coming Next Month With Less Offerings

As a laptop gamer (by force due to disability), I’ll never get my grubby mitts on this thing - heck, it’s several times thicker, waaay heavier, and substantially higher wattage than my 17-incher - but seriously, this thing gets CPU-bottlenecked at 4K?? Maybe I’ve not been paying close enough to desktop GPUs lately,…

This is what it sounds like when you read set theory equations out loud...