It’s not food, but a bottle a fish emulsion fertilizer cracked open in my trunk. Is the correct cleaning solution to light it on fire and push it into the river?

Boyz 2 Men has to be the winner.

He said he was initially shaken by the incident and in a bit of shock, but since he wasn’t injured, he decided not to let it ruin his powder day.

Especially because 2 of them died from being eaten.

I WAS NOT PREPARED TO SEE MJD LIKE THAT

To be fair, Eddie Lacy is a size 0 in Wisconsin.

Feast Mode.

Fugitives? Maybe you should re-check the proper legal definitions before you post articles like this.

“And this? This is how tall you want your bindle stick. Now you might be thinking ‘but Jimbo, that’s way too long! It’d get in the way, always hitting stuff’ But what you have to remember about the bindle stick, is versatility matters. Longer stick means it’s easier to poke out cameras watching dumpsters. Midget…

With that handle, I hope I never live next to you, good sir.

I imagine that if someone posted an apology for a fight on Worldstar, it would be similar to this.

I don’t know what he was expecting.

The eyes right before it jumps at the camera. I CANNOT UN-SEE.

Not a single comma. That put holes in my brain.

St. Louis, of course.

Loved him in the Naked Gun!

It is very hard to give the dead autism. Can't argue with that.

You're misunderstanding his basis for calling it snake oil. I think you're doing it on purpose, because you're too smart to be doing it by accident. In any case you're arguing past him and it's annoying and disingenuous.

You expect me to read that whole damn thing?

Bone broth truthers are the fucking worst.