“Don’t even bring me into this, Russ. You lost. Period. Frankly, I wasn't even watching."—God

Pete Carroll blamed the grass.

WANNSTEDT DID IT:

Close - those were “Sabor de Soledad.” And let the record show that I knew that off the top of my head even before going to Google to verify it.

Disagree. No one in their right mind should argue against putting Rodgers (Brady, Manning, Newton) at the two. It’s a no brainer. The league is too conservative.

I’m jealous that you get to day drink and I don’t.

My version of Batman vs. Superman would be 2 straight hours of the Christian Bale and Christopher Reeve versions kicking the living shit out of the Ben Affleck and Henry Cavill ones.

I’d like to introduce you to my good friend Bill Belichick.

Overtime solution I heard recently: Both teams get the ball at the same time from the opponent’s 20 yard line. Clock starts and the first team to score wins. 44 players on the field! Violence on both ends at all times! The inevitability of the NFL going to a Royal Rumble solution for overtime is finally here!

I have friends

The Bone Tree would be a great nickname for that dude who has two dicks

Joke’s on them. Deadspin triumphs.

“This is an IT fix. Stop replying.”

The resemblance is uncanny +1

Like a Zen koan, I ponder of the paradox of how anyone could ever tell if Gronkowski had a concussion.

Roger Goddell will fine Gronk for that remark, as he gave credit to the Broncos without giving any recognition to the best at low blows, Peter King.

“You don’t cast Margot Robbie and put her in sweat pants”

Those stupid ‘short shorts’ or whatever they are just have me annoyed as they seem solely chosen to get the teenage male crowd in.

Those stupid ‘short shorts’ or whatever they are just have me annoyed as they seem solely chosen to get the teenage male crowd in.