When do we receive a weapon that can surpass Metal Gear though? Seriously though, I’ll be buried a happy man if a mech is my pallbearer.

And if they did that, Lionhead would have had to deal with the hugely drawn out legal precedings, the bad press of “big company pressing charges on a kid” and top it all off, the kid would have a criminal record that would go with him for the rest of his life.

This way, they simply and quietly scared the kid…

You laugh, but I think it’d be pretty awesome to see some MiG-29 airframes outfitted with US avionics.

On the bright side: This means Putin isn’t getting daily briefings, either.

If Kotaku stopped writing about any gaming personality/company that lied and manipulated people for their own benefit, they wouldn’t have anyone to write about.

“and almost woke up crying”

I thought Prime had left to take the fight to what I assumed would be revealed as the Quintessons.

Maybe Optimus has been converted into Nemesis Prime, that would explain the purple eyes for me. It’s a 10/90 chance though, since Nemesis is an obscure bit about TF lore, and we all know how Marky and Bay feel about having an existing universe.

‘2018 Washington DC.’

Mike, you are truly a treasure. They can’t possibly pay you enough for this.

Sonic and the Black Knight, but with robots instead of anthros. Makes just as little sense too.

I’m pretty sure Gandhi has a solution for that.

The Phillie Phanatic, or as Youcis sees him, the Ecuadoran immigrant who came to Philly in the 70s and took two hard-working Americans’ jobs.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

Probably from California but we can pretend it was Iran.

I really do feel like I’m throwing and catching a football.

This sounds like the video game equivalent of walking my beagle every morning.

Poor comparison. An audio book is nothing but a passive experience listening to someone talk. Of course the acting matters.

Where’s my Earthbound 64?