I’m going to enter twice. Can I enter twice? I’m going to enter twice.

Dodge Neon. I so very, very miss my first gen. It was bare bones, fun to drive, roomy AF. Then Chrysler had to go and give us the 2nd-gen, which is was the equivalent of finding your former party-buddy on social media and discovering he is a father…

Your KBB is trade in value....

Pretty much everyone involved in this story should have been arrested.  Throwing something off an overpass has caused deaths where I live.

It was my understanding the federal law requires a physical connect to the steering. I remember infiniti being required to have a steering shaft. This is a Lexus UK video so im guessing its not a US bound feature.  Its also probably why Tesla doesn’t do it.

All of this and I’m still not interested in buying it because so much of the expensive bits are still BMW and I just plain don’t trust it to last.

I’d prefer to have buttons and knobs back:

The Fast and the Furious (2001). Sure, it is an over-the-top action franchise but being a movie about cars, it is pretty bad. I mean, “Danger to Manifold” Bad.

The broad misconceptions about crypto help fuel their popularity among greedy, inept speculators. It’s like a flock of dollar-eyed sheep being led by a handful of intelligent sociopathic shepherds. One of my coworkers, a crypto fanboy, is always spouting off that the US dollar is inferior to crypto because since being…

chickfila is soooooo overrated. Also they hate gays so I refuse to go there anyways. There are a ton of good chicken places that are local so I fail to see the point anyways.

Tastes like hate. The money goes to the owner/founder who funds anti-GLBTQ hate groups. If people had a moral compass they would boycott the Hate-Fil-A and support a local restaurant. 

For every asshole that says “But old integras were all coupes!”

Elio Motors. If your goal is to disrupt the market as little as possible, go with the car brand that has existed for 15 years without ever selling a goddamn car. 

The solution to that is a vasectomy. 

I have a complete tiny violin section for you!

I like to call it malaise Era Jalopnik. 

Some stuff doesn’t bug you much right up front. I think most everyone has been there at one time or another, you think “It’s not that bad, I’ll get used to it” but over time the annoyance becomes hatred.

To shreds, you say?

Stupid. Yes. Documenting it. No.

They ignore the fact that it’s the only sub 6 second 0-60 car on the list. They ignore facts like a contemporary Mustang GT had less power out of a V8