I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

Haven’t seen a dolphin massacre like this since I was last in Japan.

So you’re saying if people in Hong Kong all owned guns it would be different? Like maybe the Chinese government would somehow be too scared to crack down on them?

Well, fuck. There goes all the Lou Marsh award suspense.

I haven’t been this proud to be Canadian since the 2016 US presidential election.

This is a great article and whoever authorized an add for something called “SlottyVegas.com” to be in the middle of it should be deeply ashamed of themselves. Take your online casinos, fold them six times and shove them up your ass until they come out of your mouth.

How about they put small explosive charges in each front wheel, and if you hit someone else, BOOM!...

What are your thoughts on the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?

As the guy who made that post (and as you can see was never given an answer) i still dont know why my buddy BigFart kept getting forced name changes.

I’ve banned a lot of people in my 10+ years working video game support, so I’ll submit two stories, both from the same company:

The only reason you and I are here is because of unsecured loads.

Look at all his majesty. Those peasants in their thatched roof cottages don’t stand a chance.

Letting Nazis scream at strangers unimpeded is kind of Twitter's thing.

Complete side note, but this is something it took me a depressingly long time to realize — people who perform physical tasks for their jobs end up with a lot more muscle and joint damage than people who don’t. It sounds obvious, but as somebody whose job never involves anything more physically strenuous than leisurely…

Many paraplegics are lying.

Ungodly turbo lag.