That goes beyond CP into total methamphetamine psychosis

Man, even the 20+ budget m/hotels Ive stayed at in the last few years offer a free continental breakfast buffet with coffee, juice, cereal, bagel and often hotel trays of eggs, sausage and waffles. Maybe high end hotels don’t, I can’t say.

I had a black 87 CRX, still one of the most fun cars I have ever driven. Canadian road salt pretty much rotted it out so badly you could see through it lengthwise at about 150k, and that Honda timing belt was on borrowed time and damned if I was gonna replace another CV joint. For a 22 year old, this was a great car…

My dad had one for a couple of years. He was an engineer and the clutch was held together with aircraft quality steel rope, but the car went like stink and my eighth grade classmates were impressed by the fastback

Fantastic article!

This was an endemic problem on Mazda MPVs in the early 2000s. The plastic sliding door handles would snap off in the cold. I don’t see many with intact handles to this day.

There used to be a rally that ended in Inuvik. When I lived there, car companies would also send up test mules to drive the ice road to Tuk, where there are no speed limits. The Mackenzie highway is a great drive, 800 miles of gravel over permafrost.

I’ve noticed pro goalies don’t play the ball with their hands much at all, not compared to amateur level where your goalie would be grabbing everything that rolled close enough. I assume it’s pragmatic, there’s so much spin and force and deflection on these shots that they’re hard to field cleanly, and when you drop…

It’s not a Big Dairy conspiracy. Fluid milk in gallons has to last at least a week in the average fridge after being opened. Smaller containers turn over at a higher rate at the retailer and are consumed sooner, you don’t need a long shelf life and the freshest product. Transporting, opening, pouring, repackaging and…

Yeah, and what about Frosted Mini-Wheats? They come in like, 29 flavours but only a couple of them are any good.

I just made this now. Cauliflower was on sale; I used up what was in my fridge - crumbled bacon, sour cream, whole-fat plain yogurt and a mix of four cheeses, including five-year-old artisan Canadian cheddar and a few rinds of parmesan, then into the blender then the oven. You really can't go wrong. Well, my only…

Interesting if only to note the development of his kicking leg in relation to the rest of his body. Not as asymetrical as tennis players and photogs, though.

Problem with these charts is it gives everyone below an arbitrary score of drinks per week an out and leads to lots of "I'm not an alcoholic because...." I argued those points when I was a cripplingly bad drinker, and I could do 14 beers in a sitting and go be high-functional. Never missed a day, not like someone who…

Probably a link would help.

Wow. I was just watching this (very graphic, very depressing) Vice doc on the spread of the hell-drug Krokodil in Russia. I swear that's one of these bottles lying on the floor of the heroin den right at the 3:45 mark. Then close the video. That's a spoiler alert, as in it will spoil a couple meals for you.

The reason they don't have ski lifts is because the sanctions against North Korea prohibit import of any sort of luxury good for the elite. NK had a deal signed with the best ski lift builders in the world in Switzerland, but sanctions meant the goods could not be legally exported there.

Thank you so much for bringing back Greggggggg. He was the most consistently hilarious of your regular features.

Where's Greggggggggggg?