THIS...and don’t forget the Gummy Bear song bitches...

It’s almost like we employ many different writers with varying opinions, and don’t operate as a hive mind.

It’s almost like we employ many different writers with varying opinions, and don’t operate as a hive mind.

lol

THIS. ALL. DAY.

That’s so cute. Now they both have more rings than the Dodgers.

So..umm..they mean candy blue?

These tests do not accurately reflect the real-world usage of an Alfa-Romeo. A rear-impact from the breakdown lane is by-far the most likely crash for a Giulia owner.

Came for boobs, left unsatisfied.

All I hear is a warp core breach.

Stay white, and you’ll be alright.

You’re wrong.

The bigger story is being ignored here. If you look closely at the human figure to the left of her...

I man a car that takes care of respect.

Yearly testing for senior citizens and affordable mass transit. Until then, stories like this one will be all too common.

Every so often Jalopnik gives us diamonds. In the sea of Demon, Telsa, Politics and other bubble gum topics, we get a truly humanizing and intriguing story. This is a diamond, and I hope we see more of them.

now that is cool! i would totally put on that mitre and say something in fake latin. :D

Because it’s the only approved word processing software at my employer.

Trail - a lot of Jeep owners want nothing to do with that.